Few Questions and Some Demands I Have

Here are some things been occupying my brain daily

1. Why would CNN have 床的世界 commercial?
What can a girl do to get some english language here? I realize that if i consider CNN as the world of english, i'm a dumb ass, but irregardless,
I want some AMERICAN goddamnit!!

2. Offices! hear me! This is my demand: u are NOT ALLOW to use chairs from Mies van der Rohe anymore!
NO MORE MIES! Mies is great but not more Mies! Even Mies is sick of Mies!
Seriously, why would offices wanna look identical to other offices anyway?
u know what can stop the invasion of no-design-not-creative-they-all-look-the-same office design?
stop using Mies will be a good start.

3. When did middle school 國文 became so f ing hard?
oh wait, it's more like when did my 國文 became so fucked up?

4. Why are our tv shows so hard to swallow?

5. When can i start eating cake?

6. Where are the hot lesbians who aren't bitches?
oh wait, there isn't any to begin with

7. Typhoons are NOT ALLOW to come visit taiwan anymore, i'm sorry they just aren't.
they fuck up my smoking routine, the rain damp my cigarettes, oh wait, now i call them BFFs, my BFFs
and the wind blows the smoke right back into my room, which is really not good for that clean illusion i run at home. So u see, typhoons aren't allow into my town anymore

8. Jay Chou's new album is called "魔杰座" how narcissistic can one person be?
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and more is coming up, as i slowly clean out those constipated complains i got that are still stuck in my gut