So ever since I got the dog to my custody, she's the first thing i take care of everyday.
I wake up, and before i can do anything, i have to walk the dog. So literally, the first thing i do everyday is to pick up dog shit.
It was her last day at my place yesterday, i woke up around noon, and took her out for a walk. It was a really hot and dry summer day, and i remember thinking to myself, ah, i miss Italy, i really want a good cup of cappuccino later. So the whole time i was waiting for the dog to pee, i was in my own little world, apparently filled with the smell of coffee.
Just as i was about ready to take the dog further to her pooping spot, i felt something in my flip flop.
At first i thought it was a tiny piece of rock, and it kinda hurt my toes, so i tried to get whatever that is out from my flip flop,
and that's when the second hurting hit me, i reached in, and turns out, it was a bee.
so i got stung by a bee that i totally didn't see, and wasn't trying to hurt. great, misunderstood me much?
I've never been stung by a bee before, but i'll say it now, it's not something ppl need to experience, seriously, i can do without it. it's really not that great.
Anyone who knows me will know that i don't scream. i'm sorry, i just don't. But when that little suicidal motherfucker stung me between my toes, i fucking let out some big cry, dude. It fucking hurt. I felt like someone just shoved a knife right between my toes. but the pain is deeper than a knife wound, my whole leg went numb for a good hour or so.
anyway, i didn't really know what to do at the time, for someone who has a fairly decent amount of medical knowledge, i was surprised at how clueless i am when it comes to bees.
i guess now i know that bee stings aren't as serious as we taiwanese would like it to be. that one story where the pre-school teacher died beuz of bee stings really stuck with us, didn't it? all taiwanese ppl think that once u get stung, u're fucking dead.
but really, i didn't need to do much, all u need to do is clean up the part u get stung, and that's it.
bee stings only get really serious, if it's one of those really poisonous bees, or if u're allergic to bees.
if u're allergic, then u're fucked.
that's what they ask me when i got stung. How would i know if i'm allergic to bees? u asked.
well, i guess there really isn't an intelligent answer to that, u'll know u're allergic when u're having those allergic reactions. but then it will really suck ass to be u at that moment.
so again, bee stings, really not necessary, it doesn't have to be on anyone's "things i wanna try before i die" list.
Unless u really like someone to pee on u.
2008年7月10日 星期四
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也太衰了吧!!
好一點沒?
其實你暑假這樣說起來
還滿精彩的耶
又是喇嘛又是 bee 的...
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